Corrupt A Wish

Granted, it goes out sometimes.

I wish i was part of a three man group.

 

Granted, but Fred Durst is in it.

I wish Tropical Storm Lee hit Texas.

 

Granted, but then it makes a u-turn back to Florida.

I wish that I had some orange kool-aid.

 

Granted, but it is expired.

I wish I was a freak on a leash.

 

Granted, but then you go "Blind".

I "Wish You Could Be Me". (Bring IT! :awesome)

 

Granted, the "Evolution" begins but the "Twisted Transistor" stopped the process causing you to be with the "Children of the Korn".

I wish "Y'all Had A Single".

 

Granted, but the "Twist" is that "4 U" it'll be about how you are a "Porno Creep" who is "Thoughtless" and full of "Blame".

I wish to know if I "Am Going Crazy".

 

Granted you "Get Up" to find out, but "Hold On" because your craziness is "Coming Undone" as you "Play Me".

I wish I had a pair of "A.D.I.D.A.S"

 

Granted, but "Good God" that wish was so "Wicked" that you "Swallow" your "Word Up" and "Kill You"rself.

I wish that I had a copy of "Shoots and Ladders".

 

Granted, but playing it makes you feel like "Another Brick In The Wall" so you "Pop A Pill" causing you to be "Falling Away From Me"

I wish to be "Somebody Someone"

 

Granted but you have to "Kiss" me and you "Make Me Bad".

I wish there was "Another Brick in the Wall"

 

Granted but you're at the bottom.

I wish this starts over again.

 

Granted, but I interpreted "this" as your life. You are now a baby.

I wish I could.

 

Granted, but you cant.

I wish.

 

Granted, you are now nothing.

I wish for better headphones.

 

Granted, but there used and have gunk on them.

I wish i had something to do.

 

Granted, you can help move all my stuff to my new place.

I wish i was on vacation now.

 

Granted, enjoy your stay in Hell.

I wish I had some Zyrtec.

 

Granted, but i gave you a bomb instead.

I wish for a new garden.

 

Granted now you grow poison ivy.
I wish I had a pizza for breakfast.