Corrupt A Wish

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Granted; you get bruises everywhere instead.

I wish I was invincible.

 

LOL

Granted, but your insides are breaking.

I wish I had a gun.

 

Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself with it.

I wish I had a college scholarship.

 

Granted, but you get denied by all colleges.

I wish I had a trampoline.

 

Granted, but it breaks while you're jumping on it and you fall to your death. <3

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

:`(

Granted, but there's nothing for you to do.

I wish I could exercise better

 

Granted, but you keep eating junk food.

I wish I was awesomer.

 

Granted, Wait I lied you become more loserish. <3

I wish I had the brains of Einstein.

 

granted, you have one side of a brain only

i wish i could control my thoughts

 

Granted, but your body has a mind of its own.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

 

granted you sleep on an elephant in a well lit day

i wish i was perfect at maths

 

That actually sounds nice xD. rofl

Granted, but you can't write your answers.

I wish I was a kitty.

 

granted kitties are extinct

i wish i can go home

 

Granted, but it's in ruins.

I wish I was back on loveline (lol this is true)

 

granted, but it closed down

i wish brad delson would teach me all songs LP has ever made

 

Granted, but you don't own a guitar.

I wish Mike Shinoda remembers who I am rofl.

 

granted you lose all your proof of being a human

i wish linkin park can come to Australia this year

 

Granted, but they play no where near you.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

 

granted, it grew in to a dinosaur and it had to be put down

i wish i had a pet giraffe

 

Granted, it ate you.

I wish I lived near the ocean.