Don't tell me what to do! I made this thread, bro! Wish destroyed: Netflix caught up on Doctor Who but every episode automatically streams the American US Fox Movie after 5 minutes of playback for each episode. I wish Pidgeon would stop pointing out I have to make wishes.
Wish destroyed. I will scrutinize you at every opportunity . See you at your next birthday party. I wish for marble cake at Jesse's next birthday party!
Wish destroyed. He gets the cake but can't taste it. I wish I didn't have to deal with these damn kids.
Whatever are you talking about? Wish destroyed, you continue to question it until you go mad and pull out all of your awesome hair, in which he sews a giant phallic object out of. I wish for the universe to stop being an asshole.
Granted. All assholes either change their ways or are shoved off a cliff. I wish I wasn't so tired when I get home from school.
Destroyed. People love black metal so much they've stopped making other music. Snoop Lion changes his name to Snoop Berserk and Katy Perry becomes the lead singer of The Archbishop. I wish I could go to space.
Granted. Your imagination comes to life and will be enriching the human race to the last of days. I wish I could ice skate.
Granted. And coincidentally, the one teaching you to skate is your crush. I wish I would have a great summer.
Awesome, another version of the Wish thread! I loved that thread! Destroyed: Ragnarök happens I wish I could visit my parents
Destroyed, there's a test on the female anatomy and mass awkwardness ensues. I wish I could be in a band.
Destroyed: You're a successful writer but your books are reviewed worse than any other book out there. I wish I knew what to wish for.
Wish granted: You write many novels and and poems that have huge fanbases, you also party with J.K Rowling, Kristin Cashore, Stephen King and Haruki Murakami. I wish I didn't get ninja'd.
Destroyed. Everybody will ninja you until you fade into obscurity. I wish it wasn't 35 degrees celsius next week.
Granted, your nose isn't stuffed anymore and from now on you're able to pick up even the faintest odour. I wish my laptop wasn't so damaged.