Hey everyone, I am a scary newbie :P

It was not cuz they wern;t speaking proper english.. they wern't speaking proper french!

 

salut

ca va miaz?



oh just to clearn it up i dont actually love Joe, he loves me
or do ...
joke xD

 

Don't talk french to me.. unless you want olbas oil splashed into your eye

 

mmm the calm and relaxing smell of olbas oil(but not in the eyes! ), but yea i dont speak french, that is the only french i know, really it is.

EDIT: wait no i actually know bonjour aswell, but yea thats it.

 

I'm having to apply olbas oil straight under my nostrils so I can breathe properly.
O and I'm also drugged upto my eyeballs on painkillers and decongestants. You know it, I'm probably taking it.

 

awww well i hope you get better real soon

and yeah do not put the olbas oil thing up your nose because i have once and i swear it is like your nose is on fire, really

 

I've only put it just under and just inside the nostrils.. heheh tingly sensations running right through me.

 

tingly like sex perhaps?

 

Maybe..

The durex tingly condoms irritate me... its not a nice feeling.. it felt like i was burning on the inside

 

ouch! maybe your alergic then lol

 

Any condoms my insides don't like.. it irritates it and it really feels like my insides are an inferno.. good job I'm on the pill and that my man is squeaky clean.

 

*brain explodes*


Soo, what kind of foreigners annoy you, Miaz? You'd better not say Canadians! *shakes fist*

 

I can say firsthand that Tomi can annoy

 

*bows* Daamn straight!

 

...I'll hafta take the 'plane out to YLW to confirm that fact again

 

So much for the expensive $4k trip, eh? Pfft.

 

I'll bill ya for half

 

I'll bill ya for whole

 

..............*bursts out laughing*

also, lmfao @ tomi's latest comment