Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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    Decay

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    witeken: Linkin Park is playing right now and I can't hear them :(
    witeken: Worst day of my life
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    I was gonna censor this line when the time came, but, screw it. ;)

    So, following straight on from this post, here is the second installment of "GUITAR HERO", with all mentions of genitals intact! Also, look out for Agent O's brief cameo, and there's also a TL;DR at the bottom.

    ----- "GUITAR HERO"
    Snackman: Amanda doesn't know who Tony is, she doesn't get it either.
    DoNLeO: guys i have to ask you something
    DoNLeO: http://www.youtube.com/user/NOKIAN900ful?feature=g-all-s please subscribe me
    .Amanda.: Dude, you do know that you can re-tune guitars right
    Snackman: o'rly?
    DoNLeO: are u talking to me?
    .Amanda.: You told someone you can't cover Burn It Down because you "don't have your drop d guitar right now"
    .Amanda.: are you serious?
    .Amanda.: Also your cover of WFTE is not even close to correct
    Snackman: Amanda is in attack mode.
    minuteforce: :popcorn:
    DoNLeO: HEY AMANDA DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GUITAR?
    .Amanda.: Yeah. I do.
    .Amanda.: Do you?
    Zakaria: Well this is interesting.
    Snackman: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
    DoNLeO: i said already that my guitars are tuned correctly exept for "THE LITTLE THINGS"
    Nish: What a great time to come online
    Nish: Popcorn at the ready
    DoNLeO: AND MY COVERS ARE 100% CORRECT
    .Amanda.: Waiting for the end
    .Amanda.: does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked
    DoNLeO: WHAT?
    minuteforce: :lol: OMG
    LizLP: Wow you guys are in trolling mood... xD
    DoNLeO: i am jason newstead
    LizLP: Where is the staff when you need them x)
    .Amanda.: Right?
    DoNLeO: http://www.youtube.com/user/NOKIAN900ful
    DoNLeO: hey amanda you looking like an idiot
    DoNLeO: my covers are 100% correct
    DoNLeO: and stop telling bad things abouyt me
    minuteforce: AMANDA HAS PROOF :kappa:
    .Amanda.: Does your daddy know you steal his guitar and immitate the mating sounds of the humpback whale at night?
    DoNLeO: that's not funny
    LizLP: Donleo - it's not funny when you spam and break the rules either...
    DoNLeO: 100
    DoNLeO: 100%
    minuteforce: 1000.
    ...
    .Amanda.: lol
    .Amanda.: apparently bad amps make your guitar sound like a ukelele
    ZoeLinkingal: his bth guitar sounds like its not plugged in
    DoNLeO: FUCK YOU
    minuteforce: nou
    DoNLeO: I HAVE GOOD CHANNEL
    DoNLeO: YOU DO BETTER AND THEN TELL ME THAT I HAVE BAD COVERS
    DoNLeO: !
    Snackman: Let me just get my dog.
    DoNLeO: SO SHUT THE FUK UP
    DoNLeO: !
    .Amanda.: I'm a fucking music student, dude
    Malvar: You should practice more before post anything
    .Amanda.: what are you like... 14?
    DoNLeO: SUT UP I AM17
    .Amanda.: an apparently I should suit up
    minuteforce: SUIT UP. :kappa:
    Snackman: Iron Man style?
    Nish: Flightsuit up!
    Nish: Snowsuit up!
    Nish: Birthday suit up!
    Zakaria: BUSINESSSUIT UP
    DoNLeO: AMANDA YOU NEED A COCK
    DoNLeO: SHUP UP AMANDA
    DoNLeO: U SHITTY BHITCK
    DoNLeO: AJODSF
    minuteforce: Did he just call you a brick?
    .Amanda.: lol awe, sweetheart, I have a cock. You're the one who needs one
    DoNLeO: YOU NEED A GUY TO HIT WITH DICK IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD
    .Amanda.: hahaha
    DoNLeO: !
    .Amanda.: what the fuck did he just say?
    DoNLeO: HEY ARE YOU A THREESOM?
    minuteforce: Why, yes. :kappa:
    Zakaria: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY
    DoNLeO: http://www.youtube.com/user/NOKIAN900ful
    Nish: What is this, I don't even
    .Amanda.: SO HE POSTS IT AGAIN
    Agent O: troll in the dungeon!


    TL;DR: best quotes:

    .Amanda.: Waiting for the end
    .Amanda.: does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked
    DoNLeO: WHAT?

    --
    .Amanda.: Does your daddy know you steal his guitar and immitate the mating sounds of the humpback whale at night?
    --
    DoNLeO: SHUP UP AMANDA
    DoNLeO: U SHITTY BHITCK
    DoNLeO: AJODSF
    minuteforce: Did he just call you a brick?

    --
    DoNLeO: YOU NEED A GUY TO HIT WITH DICK IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD
    .Amanda.: hahaha
    DoNLeO: !
     
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    Andreina

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    OH. MY. GOD. HA HA HA HA HA HA I can't believe I actually missed all of this.

    What a dick. Lol.
     
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    Amanda

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    Don't forget to post the part where he says he wants to fuck me and we become best buds.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Decay

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    Looks at the Donleo conversation -> :popcorn:

    When I read it all -> :rofl:

    Seriously, Amanda was on fire right there :lol:
     
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    Nish

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    If only we could quote Youtube comments as well! :p
     
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    The Joesen One

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    *looks at Amanda's epic shoutbox quotes*

    [THUMB]http://oi39.tinypic.com/66m6fs.jpg[/THUMB]
     
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    Joe

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    Ree: No pro-shot vids? OMG THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. :kappa:
     
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    Ree

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    ^ :lol:

    Amanda's shouts were hilarious hahaha, I missed that convo.

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    Joe: Send me pics of your penis and I'll send you illegal links for watching TV online
    Arun1910: If i send you pictures again you will give me another infraction D:
    Joe: I only gave you an infraction for the last ones because you were flaccid.
    Timothy: Yeah. Throbbing cock or nothing.
     
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    Andreina: YEAH I HAVE PROOF DON'T QUESTION MEEE :cocainefan:

    Schen The Genius: I think
    Joe: Like, "did she pipe you off?"
    Timothy: Laying the pipe.
    Schen The Genius: No not at all, well Ree Todd and Joe mean something to me :3
    Joe: Yeah, over here we say "pipe off".

    Schen The Genius: but I think he's mad at me cause I pissed all over Adam's cheerios, lunch and dinner for a few weeks...
    Schen The Genius: I took all my LP stuff down, stuffed it in a box and was going to ship it to Derek
     
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    Blake

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    Amanada's convo was amazing. Such legendary stuff
     
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    Zak

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    Zakaria: So you're not semi-good looking?
    Timothy: I don't even know how to answer that.
     
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    Amanda

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    *bows*

    I'm getting a lot of love up in this bitch. :lol:
     
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    cradle

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    ^ TBH his Covers do sound like cat scratch and his spelling of " Braking the habit.":facepalm:

    You really fucked him up on that one. Respect
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    So here's the next bit! At this point in the, uh, story, Guitar Hero has disappeared ... for now. ;) Consider this an intermission of sorts.

    ----- "SEAMAN":
    [Joe enters]
    Joe: I honestly have no fucking idea what I've been reading for the past 30 minutes
    minuteforce: Good.
    .Amanda.: hahahah He lives!
    Snackman: HAHAHA! Welcome Joe!
    Zakaria: OMG JOE IS FINALLY HOME
    Joe: Not yet, zak. Still on the hovercraft over the Thames trying to get back.
    minuteforce: Traffic? ;)
    .Amanda.: lol Joe you have a hovercraft?
    Joe: You know how it is.
    .Amanda.: beastin it
    minuteforce: admin perks.
    Joe: I have inserted a WiFi dongle into a pet fish I found named Seman.
    Zakaria: The net connection must be good at the Thames.
    Joe: I have the internet everywhere I go now. LAND OR SEA.
    Zakaria: His connection must be so good that he can STREAM videos easily... har har
    Joe: :seaman:
    Joe: oops
    Joe: SEAMAN***
    Joe: Might want to correct that typo.
    Joe: There's a big difference I assure you.
    .Amanda.: Joe, where's the giant one?
    Joe: On my photobucket which has exceeded it's bandwidth for some odd reason.
    .Amanda.: lamesauce
    .Amanda.: i'm imagining it
    .Amanda.: so I guess it's okay
    Snackman: You guys sound like you're discussing large things.
    .Amanda.: we are ;)
    Snackman: Very sexual, large things.
    .Amanda.: Joe and I have a secret love affair
    .Amanda.: it revolves entirely around seaman
    Joe: [​IMG]
    Snackman: It's HUGE.
    .Amanda.: I KNOW RIGHT?!
    Joe: [​IMG]
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    That's why Joe left Ree raising Minus by herself. Ree didn't know about Joe's mistress, Amanda. :(
     
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    Decay

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    LEOROCK hi lpa
    LEOROCK who enjoy the rock am ring festival?
    Decay Hi DonLeo, how've you been?
    LEOROCK it's sad that lp's ful rock am ring will'not relised
    LEOROCK at home
    Nish ...minute, are you seeing this?
    Nish Decay knows where it's at
    LEOROCK but i am not donleo
    minuteforce clearly.
    Nish yet you knew decay was talking to you when he said it
    LEOROCK i mean how you guess that i was donleo?
    Decay ALLCAPSEVERYTHING in the name, LEO in the name
    Decay poor grammar

    And

    LEOROCK hey
    LEOROCK i am sorry guys
    LEOROCK for that bad weords
    Decay We sorry for you too
    LEOROCK ok?
    LEOROCK please forgive me
    Ree Why do you keep re-registering?
    Ree No
    Decay HAHAHAHA no.
    LEOROCK becov\use i feel sorry man
    Ree Fuck off. Seriously.
    Todd Uh, no
    Decay becov\use, wow
    Decay how do you even write that typo
    LEOROCK anyway
    Ree Todd, Admin ban him please
    Todd Done
    Decay Bye Leo
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    I love Ree's reaction.

    "Fuck Off.





    Seriously." :lol:
     

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