Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into. Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS.
----- "CHOCOLATE ... BUT NO CONDOMS" <During a lengthy and erotic discussion about chocolate ...> Ree: Tim, do you have Lindor Lindt chocs over there? Zakaria: Lindt Lindor is soooo gooood. Zakaria: Yet so expensive. <Canadian Joe enters> Canadian Joe: *yawn* Ree: Hello! Timothy: We do, Ree! Timothy: I've never tried it, though. xD Ree: You should! They're amazing. Liz: Lindt.. God I love those *-* <Tim looks up "Lindt Lindor"> Timothy: Holy shit, they sell it everywhere around here. Liz: xD Liz: TRY THEM! Liz: NAOOOO! Zakaria: Lindor is the premium brand of chocolate. Zakaria: Not for the working class. Timothy: Well, I'm a man of refined tastes. Ree: You can taste the quality. Canadian Joe: Lindor does kick some serious ass, I'll admit that Timothy: Jesus. Timothy: Literally every store in Palm Beach County sells this shit. Liz: THEN GO BUY SOME! Ree: Pick some up tonight. Timothy: I'm too fat to move right now. Zakaria: Get it delivered via pack mule. Canadian Joe: I'm just too damn lazy Timothy: I'm willing to pay the premium if it makes my dick hard. Timothy: Oh, I didn't just think that. I typed it. Liz: xDD Timothy: Nothing gets me to full mast like chocolate. Joe: Tim is horny. Must be the chocolate talk. Liz: Better get over there, Joe Timothy: We're going to watch shirtless men fight. Together. Liz: Naked? Joe: Exactly. I've already started solo. Joe: Working up to a semi as we speak. Timothy: Yeah, you've got to pace yourself. Can't go into it rock hard and ready to root. minuteforce: Pushpop Zakaria: I was about to say that Tim. Canadian Joe will return in ... "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE"
I think this screencap Todd posted gives a little indication of the madness that took place in the Shoutbox tonight. Thanks to Chocolate Raj Brownie!
A discussion on Japanese porn leads to a revelation about one of the LPA's very own, and Zakaria coins a new shoutbox catchphrase. __________________________________ Joe: Wait a minute... Joe: You've BEEN to Tokyo, RIGHT? Liz: Yes, I've been to Tokyo xD Joe: I thought I recognised that chick in "Sushi in Sweden"... Zakaria: Ahahahaha Liz: SHIT... Fuck.. Uhm.... Liz: -runs away- Ree: oh dear Timothy: THAT'S YOUR PIXELATED BUSH? Joe: I KNEW IT Zakaria: WELL Liz: So you guys watched that huh..? Joe: When I saw those Doctor Who panties drop I should have known. Ree: I see it unpixelated. Joe: I thought they only pixelate penises? Zakaria: And clits. Joe: Ah, thanks, Zak... Zakaria: LOL Joe: "And clits." Timothy: "And clits" might be one of my favorite shouts ever. Joe: My new favourite quote.
This is a little overdue ... ----- "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE" <Further discussion leads to Zak linking to the polygon for all to see> Liz: Btw... Joe isn't in that thing Timothy: Two Joe's might be a... (wait for it) JOEVERLOAD. Timothy: Ba-Dum-Tish Liz: Zakaria: That is so bad Tim. Liz: Srsly though. We need to find a way to add Joe to that.... Joe: You want to fuck Canadian Joe, Liz. We get it. Timothy: lol Timothy: In the pilot's seat. Liz: No.. I'm exclusive for Ree! Zakaria: For now Timothy: "We're experiencing some turbulence now." Joe: Liz is the founding member of the Mile High Club. Liz: There's only one more person I would be exclusive for here, I ain't telling you who though Joe: I bet she rides in the cockpit ALL the time. Timothy: "A Mile High and Balls Deep." <A wild Ree appears!> Ree: WHICH CUNT STOLE YOU FROM ME, LIZ? Timothy: I know who. Timothy: And I'm not talking about me. Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into. Liz: Don't worry, Ree! It hasn't happened! Yet.. Joe: The nuts Canadian Joe serves up aren't exactly kosher. Timothy: It's blatantly obvious. Liz: Oh really, Tim? Ree: Oh, I know. Joe: Okay, ree I can handle. But you cross the fucking line when you talk about Kappa. Timothy: Everyone's mouth is open in Canadian Joe's Party Plane of Penetration. Ree: You can't handle me, Joe. <Canadian Joe re-emerges> Canadian Joe: Holy fuck, guys Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS. Zakaria: Holy fuck indeed Joe Zakaria: Timothy: Every landing is a rough landing on Canadian Joe's aero-rod. Liz: Ree, no one can handle you, except me ofc Timothy: See. minuteforce: I see. Timothy: Obvious. Ree: I bet Canadian Joe pushes all the right buttons, eh Liz? Joe: I'm not even going to argue that, Ree. Haha. Joe: But just remember the animal I turn into when I wear that Kappa mask. Zakaria: Canadian Joe handles his joystick well. minuteforce: Canadian Joe flicks them switches. Timothy: He checks the analmetric pressure regularly. Joe: Liz loves to buckle up when riding the Boning - 747. Zakaria: Liz loves it when Joe fastens her seatbelt nice and tight so she's ready for the ride. Joe: I was referencing the popular aircraft Boeing - 747. I expected a small pop atleast! Liz: Pop huh? Timothy: Ugh, this shit just switches on a dime. Zakaria: I knew what you were getting at Joe. <Tim decides to leave> Timothy: Night. Zakaria: Night Timothy. Liz: Ah, night Tim D: Zakaria: I think I'll also leave. Night Liz and co.! Kevinksi: Night Tim Kevinksi: Night Zak Liz: Night, Zak Nish: Night Nish Liz: