Rule 52 : Use a Hefty bag [video=youtube;d0D5OWfdyTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0D5OWfdyTk[/video]
Rule 55: All complaints must be made to Barney the Dinosaur no later than July 15 1969 or else they won't be considered, EVER.
Rule 56: If you support Manchester "Shitty" City you must be put to death by law ! [video=youtube;1i-rutvfaXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i-rutvfaXo[/video]
Rule 60 - Pants must stay on at all times, except for lunch time on Wednesdays, every second Sunday & any day LP, Tool, Opeth or Metallica release a new album.
Rule 62: The LPA allows hardcore fangirl behaviour on the 3rd day of each month. *checks the time* Oh would you look at that! It's the 3rd of January here now...
Rule 64: Everytime you spot the Love Seaman on LPA, you must stop what you are doing and stare at the picture for 10 minutes. This allows you to fully appreciate Love Seaman's beauty.