<div align=center></div> Welcome! It's me, your host, Elie! Now, this year, the fabulous year of 2003, is the first ever LPA Forum Awards show. I want to do it in an awesome fashion, and I want to be that witty host that every awards show has. So, don't be offended, don't be shocked, just be amused. This is the LPA Forum Awards...... Well first off, we all know that no Awards show is perfect without a prank right? Well, atleast not one hosted by me...So, I decided to see how gullible the co-webmaster of the LPAsssociation.com truly is. Let's look at a little conversation I had with him the night before this show, telling him how I lost all the voting results: Ok. Now that we've had a little fun behind the scenes, it's time to get to the results of some of the extremely intelligent members of this forum. Look, i'm not talking to everyone here, but honestly, some of your IQ's and respect, that I once had for you, dropped severely after I read some of your submissions. I can't believe after I spent a good 15 minutes of my time, people still managed to PM me asking, "Yo Yo Elie, where should I hit up my voting dawg? Can I send you an e-mail?" I reply, "Can you send me a transcript of your last official testing? If they didn't shred it at the testing site before hand? My gawd." <div align=center>Personal Favorite</div> Anyways, right now, i'd like to announce the first winner of our first catagory, the "Personal Favorite". Well I was completely shocked at this outcome, considering, well, I don't consider, so, i'd just like to announce that the winner of this catagory is, Will! So Will, here's your award: <div align=center></div> Will, you're a great member and deserve this award. People were begging me before the show for some "runner ups", you wan't some runner ups? Well, Keaton, Terry and LPFAN05.....you guys were nowhere close in this race! But Jawknee came in a close second, followed by: Bryan, Aaron and Thisisdedicatedtothekids. So, congratulations Will! <div align=center>Most Random Person</div> Whoever thought that a person could blurt out random sentences and look like more than just your average idiot. Well, this award goes to the mastermind who can do just that, and i'm happy to award this "Most Random Person" award to, KEATON! <div align=center></div> Thanks for being so random Keaton. Honestly, thankyou. I don't know where we'd be without you. Congratulations! <div align=center>Cutest/Hottest Member of the Opposite Sex </div> Aww. This is a "cute" catagory, hold on, I must giggle at the title: . Oh well, i'm over it. Let's get on with the results shall we? For the hottest guy, i'd like to ask you, "How did you do it?!?!" I want to be just like you dude! I'm gonna pull on a white tanktop, act like my mommy just stole my bottle, and present the award to: With You! As for the hottest girl, make sure to call me after the show at the following number: 1-800-EEFactor-You-Can-Dot-My-Com-Anytime (extension: baby). Haha, just a little humour my doll, i'd like to award the hottest girl at this forum (according to YOUR VOTES people), linkinparkbby101. Congratulations you both, here's your award(s): <div align=center></div> <div align=center></div> BTW, how in the world did that one administrator, who has like 30 pics sucking up the bandwidth of LPA's precious server, NOT win this award? Hmm... <div align=center>Best Thread Starter</div> The spammer award! errr....The Best Thread Starter Award! I'm honestly amazed...a person can create a thread disguised by some clever topic name, which in reality promotes the raising of post count, it's genius. Well, LPFAN05, rest assured, knowing your work has been recognized. I have nothing left to say to your evil ways, but I can give you an award and "congratulations!", here it is: <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Most Intelligent Member </div> Ah. A decent award. One that raises the bar beyond the one word posts, the smilies substituting actual sentences...we have the intelligence award. Unfortunately, I was saddened that the members of this forum didn't push themselves to vote (for those who voted, I thank-you all, but for those who didn't poo on you!). We have a tie in this category, between Will and Jawknee, and I am so angry, i'm just going to congratulate you both and give you your awards: <div align=center></div> <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Funniest Member</div> Wow. Funniest member. Mr. or Mrs. Funny. How funny you ask? Well, he/she must be funnier than a Sean Puffy Combs name change. He/She must be be funnier than another Backstreet Boy going into rehab. He/She must funnier than another person making a joke about the Olsen Twins and where their beauty comes from. He/She must be funnier...than...ohh...i'm not that funny, and, I guess i'd like to award the real jokester, Mr. Funny himself, Keaton! <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Best Personality</div> Enough! Enough! Jawknee, take the award and run! I don't know how many people you paid to get another award, but just run! RUN! Oh, your award? You greedy illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents! <div align=center></div> <div align=center>The Best Thread (Or Series of threads)</div> Random Thoughts. Period. TOO many posts if you ask me. Why don't you just give members a higher post count? What? Did you expect me to make a signature banner for something that doesn't exist in real life? Honestly, get over yourselves. <div align=center>Best Graphics Artist</div> This was a very entertaining catagory to tally votes for. My man Linkin Junior made it very easy for me, he simply didn't let any other member close to him. Simply said, "W00T", "LEET", "1337", and here's your award my dear friend, congratufreakinglations: <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Best Writer</div> I.Didn't.win...this...cat... *throws microphone and kicks over podium* Forget the LPA Forum Awards! How could you pick Will over me? Oh my gawsh! I hate you all! Oh, I announced the winner...uh..congratulations? Here's your award: <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Person who has left for any reason, and wish should be back.</div> Aww, this a sad catagory to be a part of, and there is no emoticon for me to use to describe how I feel about it.... ...oh wait, there is: Honestly, let's take a moment for Trapt, the person you all wish to be back here, and just...just...LAUGH our FREAKING HEADS OFF! *points at Trapt wherever he/she may be* Hahaha! We're here and you aren't! Hahahahahaha! All joking aside, if somehow Trapt can read this, he/she should know, that people want you back. Moderators and Administrators and all staff should feel extremely awkward at this moment. *get's over it* Oh well people, let's move on. <div align=center>Best Staff Personelle</div> Also a touchy subject. I'm presenting an award to someone who might have had a part in giving me a warning. Oh well, a warning can't erase what this person has obviously contributed to the well-being of this forum community, and i'd like to congratulate LPFAN05 for his contribution to the LPA! Here's your award: <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Most Controversial Member</div> Again, very dissapointed. This is the like the US elections, we need more than 10% of people voting people, haha! Don't you care about the future of the LPA? Anyways. I got over it quickly when I found out, Elie was most controversial member. But, when I found out I had to share the award with....Jawknee...I nearly keeled over. You know what? I'm not gonna give Jawknee an award. Greedy illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents. Here you go Elie, the most Controversial Awesomest Supremo Memberest Member: <div align=center></div> Haha Jawknee! Who's the host? Huh? Who's the host?! Say it! I'm your daddy! Muhahahahhahaha! Ok...I'm sure you want another award, since you're so award-deprived, here you go: <div align=center></div> <div align=center>Best Overall Member</div> Finally! It's been a long journey, and this award is going to have to go to....to..... WILL! I mean, when you have 7,000 almost legitmate posts, you darn well deserve this award! Congrulations man, you're a great asset to this community. Fin Ok ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the show. First off, I hope all the award-winners enjoyed their little signature banners. I didn't make them, I went over to my man Linkin Junior and begged for him to make them for the winners, since I simply put, didn't have the time. But I did put in the effort to ask didn't I? Anyways, I hope you all had a good time, and enjoyed the show I put together for you all. Maybe in the future, you'd like another show...maybe even me hosting again? I tried my best to make it exciting through a simple forum topic/thread, when I usually am infront of a microphone, an independent camera, or live in a chatroom. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves, and to those who didn't win, it's aight! The people who won paid me anyways! Well, if we do another show, trust me, it'll be bigger, badder, and i'll diss more people (i'm soo tired, I don't think I could even diss myself...). Well, I hope you all enjoyed it...i'm beat...tired...and whatever else you wanna call it. I'm gonna put my award in my signature...and if any other winners need help putting their awards in their siggies, just contact me and i'll give you some BB code to use for it.......... *falls asleep*
The number next to each person is the number of votes received for them. As you can see, some didn't vote in every cat...here were the results: Personal Favorite - Will Alactricity Keaton Bryan 2 Will 5 Jawknee 3 Aaron 2 Thisisdedicatedtothekids 2 Terry LPFAN05 4L3X15 Most Random Person - Keaton Katrina 5 Keaton 6 Terry Jawknee 3 Chrissy Will Cutest/Hottest Member of the Opposite Sex (or whichever way you may swing) - linkinparkbby101(girl) / with you (guy) Elie 2 Bryan EvilAmy Katrina linkinparkbby101 2 With You 3 4L3X15 Derek FreeFloatingAngel Will 2 Terry Best Thread Starter - LPFAN05 LPFAN05 14 Will 3 Elie Jawknee [Darken Hybrid] 3 Most Intelligent Member - Jawknee/Will Will 5 LPFAN05 3 Elie 2 Jawknee 5 Cameron Derek 2 Terry Alex Funniest Member - Keaton Jawknee 6 Keaton 9 Will Katrina Bryan 2 Phantom Duck Elie Best Personality - Jawknee Terry Bryan Keaton 2 Elie LProckon 2 Katrina 3 Will 3 EvilAmy 2 Jawknee 4 LPFAN05 4L3X15 The Best Thread (Or Series of threads) - Random Thoughts Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer Band Name Game Three Word Story 2 Random Thoughts 11 Post Your Picture 4 Best Graphics Artist - Linkin Junior Aaron 2 LinkinJunior 11 elie 2 Derek Newfy 4L3X15 Omar 2 [chali] Best Writer - Will Jawknee 5 Derek 4 .Broken Fist 4L3X15 EvilAmy Will 6 With You [chali] Person who has left for any reason, and wish should be back. - Trapt Sup103 Trapt 4 Mojo Part.Of.Me Bn/Thg Best Staff Personelle - LPFAN05 Derek 3 Will 5 Katrina LPFAN05 8 Bryan EvilAmy Omar Most Controversial Member - Jawknee/Elie Jawknee 5 WhitePony(turntables) Will 2 Elie 5 Bryan 2 Trapt Aaron Best Overall Member - WILL EvilAmy Will 7 Jawknee 6 Keaton Kat LPFAN05
ahh damned! well, congrats to you all!! and for the ones who didn't win, better luck next year includes me 2 and now we're going to hear till next year that Will has won several times, damned
3?!!?!!!!?!?!? they said to me it was 5! damn you staff!! joke :whistle: again, congrats to all of those who have won
No one voted for me!! SHIZNIT!!! Oh well. I guess I didn't try hard enough to threaten people. lol....Elie burned Derek.....lol........I cracked up on that.......... Congrats to everyone who won!! Yes, I said that.
yes they have Personal Favorite - Will Alactricity Keaton Bryan 2 Will 5 Jawknee 3 Aaron 2 Thisisdedicatedtothekids 2 Terry LPFAN05 4L3X15
I WANT A RECOUNT!! A RECOUNT, I TELLS YA!!!! [/yelling at Elie] Yeah, I wasn't suprised that I didn't win. I think Will, Jawknee, and LPFAN05 won the most awards? Congrats to them for being spec-diddly-tacular members. I should stop yelling........ I just remembered....I didn't even pay to get in here.....muahahahaha......
I'll win something next year damnit. YOU WANT ME TO SMILE!? HUH!? HUH!? ...I will then... ....in a couple of years when I'm on Revolver Magazine.
Yeah, by then Revolver magazine will be the Gun Magazine and you'd be on the cover for "Person You Want To Shoot The Most". Thanks for the 2 awards, people. It's nice to be known as best staff member, that meant the most to me. And it's nice to be known as SpamMaster Mark, the guy who makes threads you post in to make your post count go higher. , glad I helped.
Yeah, by then Revolver magazine will be the Gun Magazine and you'd be on the cover for "Person You Want To Shoot The Most". Thanks for the 2 awards, people. It's nice to be known as best staff member, that meant the most to me. And it's nice to be known as SpamMaster Mark, the guy who makes threads you post in to make your post count go higher. , glad I helped. [/b][/quote] Of course I was kidding about those, it's just fun to notice those things. THose threads are quite cool though. Congrats LPFAN05.