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Only Tom could type cock instead of coke

 

Show's what he has on his mind then.

jkn.

 

I actually hadn't realized until you pointed it out o_0 woops

Yeah yeah, i meant coke lol

 

Who doesn't mix them up?

Ron Jeremy has a huge coke.

 

Cock is unethical

 

Ok this conversation is rather off-puting considering I'm drinking a coke right now.

Coke. Not something else. Coke.

 

Is that can of coke a mouthful?

 

You win the internet.

 

'Cause it rots your teeth?

*drumfill* Thank you. I'll be here all week.


@Kev: About damn time!

 

If I was Kevin I'd rescind the internet from you, haha

 

Well as much as i'd like to stay here and chat about cock with you guys, i have to go now, later guys

 

What's that I sense... jealousy?

@Tom: Yes, enough with the cock-chat.

 

That'd be like, ooh, Richard Pryor being jealous of Dane Cook

Well, not really, I just thought it was a bad joke. Not that I can talk.

 

haha "cock-chat", that made me laugh.

 

Its understood, i said it many ways, To scared to run, im too scared too stay, I said id leave, i could never leave her,and if i did, you know i'd never cheat her

 

Did you just compare yourself to Richard Pryor? I wouldn't flatter myself.
What is with you implying I like Dane Cook, you fucker! I may be low-brow,
but come on that's just offensive. I'd say I'm more Carlin-esque.

 

I had a can of coke last night.

 

I'd never, ever, imply that anyone likes Dane Cook.

 

You're so filthy.

@Dean: Whatever, I still attest your just jealous, but I understand not
wanting to swallow your pride and admit it.

(Don't make a cock-joke with swallow, mmkay )

 

Oh, you should've seen me last night. I was filthy all over.