Random Thoughts 18

postwhoring is a drug

edit: page 2 yes!!

 

It's hot... but not as much as I.

yeah right.. haha

 

You're not Michael Scott, stop killing the funny left in it!

The only time "That's what she said" was really funny was when Michael was testifying for Jan's lawsuit against Dunder Mifflin.

 

lmao! yeah that was the ish, he said it once and then again, and then jen went "just ignore it, next question"

that was hilarious.

 

Big Willy style!

 

that's what she said.

 

I have eyes on your hill. Trust me.





It's very grassy


And I own land there



My house is there too

and if you thought I meant something else..

You pervert.

 

that's what she . nvm

 

I have just given up on the first page.

 

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

 

That's what she said?

 

DUN GIV's UP!

 

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

 

Mailing celebrities actually works! I got a photo autographed by Zachary Quinto! (Sylar)

 

Stupid question Derek

PS. To all you Yanks, be thankful we let you redo The Office for the US, psch.

 

I'll be home tomorrow

YEEEES!

Breaking Dawn + Avalon + peace and quiet = What i've been waiting for.

 

I love Avalon, it got delivered today (even though they said I wouldn't get it til late August, being in the UK).

Other than the re-recording of the 2 High & Driving songs, the album's great.

SO good.

 

Where the hell is my cellphone? :/

 

i have it

 

In my pocket. :O

I'm sorry.