Speak in Haiku

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    HypnoToad

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    Talk just like Minus
    Only speak in Haiku here
    And don't fuck it up
     
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    OK then lets go
    I don't see the point in this
    But lets roll with it.
     
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    I'll try my best
    Though it really is a challenge
    How is this
     
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    Super Sonic

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    Your doing it wrong
    Please go check Minus' sig
    To learn the haiku
     
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    Ok, one more time
    Let's see if I understand
    How am I this time
     
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    Tim

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    I prefer limericks.

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who implored his girlfriend to suck it
    But she gave his manhood a nip
    With a sharpened razor on the tip
    Of his bellend, now in a bucket
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Super Sonic

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    Lol.
     
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    HypnoToad

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    This is amusing
    I shall post my own right now
    Hope you all like it


    There once was a man in Peru
    Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
    He woke with a fright
    In the middle of the night
    To find that his dream had come true
     
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    Minus

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    This has become lame.
    But if it's just in THIS thread
    I guess it's okay.
     
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    Nice. :lol:
     
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    Haha xD :lol: This ALMOST made me agree to you being awesome... ALMOST!
     
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    Tim

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    WHAT DO I HAVE TO DOOOOOOOO?!?!?! :timothy:
     
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    That was the closest thing I had to being "poetic"
     
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    I lolled for real
     
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    Lee

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    I do not know how to make a Haiku
    And I was worried of what I would do
    So I scrolled through the thread
    Many posts I have read
    Now with limmericks my post won't be poo!
    ... Much. I suck at stuff like this. :shrug:
     
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    Super Sonic

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    Thats awesome.
     

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