The 'meh' game

meh, i can phone everyone's home... that sounds scary XD

i ate a stapler

 

Meh, I eat staplers for breakfast!

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

 

ohhhh

meh, i can pick my nose and eat it with my tongue

i can smash glass with my hand

 

Meh, I hand smash glass with my thoughts.

I am the very best, like no one ever was.

 

meh, every one knows I'm the best... really i'm not

i know the awesomeness of a person

 

Meh, I can see your thoughts!

I have infinite pink frosted cake.

 

meh, i stole the world wide supply of pink frost... so no more frost for anyone anymore

ate squeezed 20 lemons in my eyes

 

Meh, I swallowed 20 lemons whole.

I caught all the Pokemon.

 

meh, i caught all pokemon and digimon

i caught 100 whales

 

Meh, I caught 100 whales with my mind.

I have 1000 posts in two months mothaf*cka!

 

meh, todd has a million posts

i ate a live squid

 

Meh, I ate a live frog.

I'm eating your favorite food right now.

 

nooooo!!

meh, i am eating everyone's food right now

i ate a whole building

 

Meh, I built a whole building.... with one hand.

I took over the world.

 

Meh, I took over the universe.

I've met Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

Meh, I've drank him.

I have x-ray vision.

 

Meh, I have all powers of superheroes known to man.

I know the 26 lettaz of ze alpabeyt.

 

Meh, I know all the numeralz in de worldz.

I can punch a glacier in half.

 

Meh, I can lick a mountain in half.

Me haz 79 fingaz.

 

Meh, me has 80

I have 39 Le Game losses.