The 'meh' game

Meh, I can have a shower with eyes open.

I am so busy that I sometimes don't have the time for going to the toilet.

 

meh, I am so busy that I sometimes don't have the time change my clothes for days.

i am legend.

 

Meh, I am god.

I have a bad cold.

 

Meh, I have a bald cold. (I actually read your post like that for the first time )

My hair is falling off.

 

Meh. Mine no.

I have a car that doesn't work..

 

Meh, I have a life that doesn't work.

I have a little sister which is really annoying.

 

Meh, I have a little brother and three cousins, all really, really annoying.

I mix Cola and cereal.

 

Meh, I once mixed crisps and milk.

I sleep with opened window although it is 0 degrees.

 

Meh, I took a swim at the Antarctica.

I scared the shit out of a ghost.

 

Meh, I scared the shit out of my mom

I jumped in front my teacher and called her 'cunt' (Blessedly she did not know what that is )

 

Meh. I peed in my teacher's car. Twice. :~

I don't have money.

 

Meh, I never had money.


I can play FIFA while texting with my friends.

 

I can play FIFA while I am doing sex. And texting with my friends.

Brazil will gets a concert of Papa Roach next year. And one of Coldplay too.

 

Meh, big bands like LP, RHCP, etc. are often here in Germany.

I am too young for doing anything.

 

Meh, I am too old to have time for doing anything.

I am listening to music while I am "working".

 

Meh, I am listening to music being on here and surfing in the Internet during school.


My hair is too short.

 

Meh, I am bald.

I am listening to PSY- Gangnam Style.

 

Meh, I am listening to Barbie-Girl by Aqua.


I have too much homework to do.

 

Meh, My classes just start today.

I can blink just one eye.

 

Meh, I can blink my ears.

I can change the world's position.