Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by minuteforce, May 11, 2012.
"Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area"
"I love it when my dad gives me a gaytime!"
Unicorns and Lollipops
"This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."
Oi, did you just call me a dingo?
"Sentient parking garage, I will only disappoint you."
And of the Damselflies were trying to rape me!
"This is what it must feel like to be a space-lawyer-pornstar-fireman"
I demand context for this.
"I'm watching some now"
"His name is Batman. Batman ate my thesis."
"I decided to go with the corrosives. Hopefully they won't burn through my vulva."
"A small world covered in hard nipples."
"I want to be creative, but I just want to kill her"
"I love the vibrate function."
"Something tells me a half naked David Beckham isn’t an antique."
"Don't make me drop you."
"Messing around with Emma Watson's tongue is making me piss"
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