The Official Rap Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Your Projects' started by saunderitos, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. #41
    heshboy

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    Yea Yea
    You're going to like this Dedicated


    Now you want to be something you could never be
    See my eyes looking down upon you from beyond sea
    You better give me all that you got
    What you gave was allready forgot
    I present you with lyrics from beneath your watery grave
    Came trying to beat me with lines that could easily be shaved
    Saunderitos beat by a punk with no game
    Lame shitty rhymes that can keep motherfuckers tame
    Whatever happened to sick lyrical themes that set the mood in a never ending beat?
    Giving all that you got, mounding up to a simmiring pot
    Chalking it up with words that would be never forgot
    You're caught up in all the lies you say
    You should of known I wouldn't believe them anyways
    Wasting breath while drowning to the bottom of your catacomb
    Should of died before comming out of your moms sealed up womb
    A tomb for only you to destroy
    But from only the words you could enjoy
    This is a message from me to you
    Feel the aspiration and get a clue
    Smell the morning dew and now we're through
     
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    saunderitos

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    :lol:

    that sucked hesh, you got nothing on dedicated. Atleast i know when im beaten,you apparently,dont.
     
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    Dedicated

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    Yeah, I wanna be something I could never be,
    But what I am is just right, for me to be me,
    I don't plan on trying to pretend that I'm top of the rocks,
    Or even top of the pops, 'cause I know that I'm not,
    But everything I am is better than you, in every way,
    Everything I say, I spit it right in your face,
    And my grave is just nice, dry and safe,
    Unlike the rhymes you slur and can't quite trace,
    I shouldn't need to put you back into your place,
    'Cause you know where it is, next to your frosted flakes,
    They're making your rhymes look like they're frosted fakes,
    I'm takin' your lines, throwin' them out 'cause they're a waste,
    Whereas my rhymes are fed, with the finest of wines,
    But yours look like they're fed with the weakest of crimes,
    They're gettin' caught at every turn without an alibi,
    An alibi, for why they're such a tired rhyme.
     
  4. #44
    heshboy

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    This is too fast for you guys



    Fuck that, this aint over yet
    I'm not going out to this little mutherfucker trying write check
    Killing me? Not even, I wasn't beaten by bitch ass gum shoe trying to get even
    Cornflakes are only for you
    I'm not feeling your rhymes are with the times, trying to slay me while drinking your wine
    get behind, the line I'm about to slay you with my 49.
    Full of bullet holes, You chose the wrong MC come after on your tippy toes
    You know, I'm a show all you mutherfuckers who didn't know
    I'm the only MC in Southern Cali bringing the hardest lyrics
    Making you piss shit
    You better fear this
    hear this, get with, whats hot, whats not, motherfuckers you got shot
    Saunderitos you have no imput
    You gave up like like the Astros who suck my nuts
    Get your eyebrows plucked
    Nothing but burrito bitch who couldn't get his goodnight tuck on the Astro Turf
    I’m sitting hear writing lyrics in mind
    Writing every verse that pops up from out of time
    Drinking Lime and thinking of a crime to commit when I rhyme
    Yea Yea
    Whatever you say
    Lime and Kool Aid is really tasty
    Keep your mind in sight of the war I start today
    Once a soldier of the battlefield
    I was a dog deflecting bullets with my barks as my shield
    Better yield to this yellow build of my spill
    No red in my district of kill
    This battles got me filling hotter than your furnest of tropical weather
    Bird feathers floating down for my pens in tethers
    Whoever wants some of me better step up in their kitty letters
    I'll gut ya cause you’re shits looking un worthy to a man whose style is binded together
     
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    Holiday

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    The one for me kind of sucked. :p But I really suck, so you don't suck as much as me. ;) lol. haha, before that I had never even thought about writing a rap. :lol:
     
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    Dedicated

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    Look at this, we got a man who won't give up,
    Tryna slay with his forty nine be he got stuck,
    Southern Cali obviously doesn't count for much,
    To the man who makes himself seem like a cream puff,
    But being honest I think he's had enough,
    But I'm another fucker that won't give up,
    I got shot apparently, rockin' a bullet-proof vest,
    I'm not the top notch but I'm definitely the best,
    heshboy, who the fuck are you tryna impress?
    Ohhh, here's your make-up and a colourful dress,
    For you to wear while you're out on the pull,
    You're gonna need it 'cause your rhymes are so dull,
    And as for eyebrow pluckin'; I'm pullin' you out,
    Watchin' you scream as you learn that you're nowt,
    So how about, I throw you out the back of this truck,
    Watch you roll in the mud until your ass gets stuck,
    And then bein' there to pick you back up,
    To throw your ass back down, 'cause I don't give a fuck,
    So sit there with your Kool Aid; sippin' it up,
    From that cup that I'mma make sure get's completely crushed,
    And what war you startin'? Is it World War Three?
    'Cause if it ain't, it don't bother me, you see,
    I'll hit you up with my two by four,
    The one I grabbed up from my kitchen floor,
    And if barks are all you have to protect your ass,
    Then your ass is gettin' ripped of like Elastoplast,
    I'll blow you away, with the rhymes I blast,
    You can't stop 'em, they're flyin' too fast,
    I'll shoot them birds holdin' up your pen,
    And burn down the forest you live in again,
    I don't have kitty litter if that's what you meant,
    But whatever now, you and your rhymes can get bent.
     
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    heshboy

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    It takes you this long to write your lyrics and proof read it
    I can keep going on forever so you better believe it (believe it, believe it, believe it…)
    See me coming at you from every direction with SC beats pleasing
    OC homie with a name found in only his world he molded
    Hesh has got you trying to feel fresh
    Sprayed with a scent of orangeness, and torn into a peel that got you killed
    I’m waiting for you with your new news of your world hunger headlines of crimes in the LA Times
    I got you wanting more of this battle, but with no more words to tattle
    It’s too bad you ran out of your Abra kadavra
    Magic’s ran out so you got to pout and shout
    One fling of my wand will put you in Tusan
    Was it wrong of me to steal your glue son?
    No more for you to paste you cutout lyrics
    You can’t share it, because I already teared it
    Drop right back in the cut of what’s not
    You’re not what YaNa tees were meant to put up
    Rebellious teen trying breath out of his young lungs he’s sucked up
    But too much gum chewing’s got you straight out of luck
    I tried to give you warning just like No Body’s Listening
    You listened but missed the disses when you were cleaning your dishes
    So now your eyes are glistening with new wishes
    Don’t count out a Word War III
    Guess what mother fucker this RAP Battle 2
    I won and you lose
     
  8. #48
    saunderitos

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    Don't really need t' cuss in my rhymes 'cause i'm methodical
    Light speed pickin' the best lines-But you're that prodical...
    Son, Dedicated beat me but sure as hell i'll smash ya
    You always think you win cause you be shmokin' the hash,ja.
    Drop that fa-g and try something worthwhile nooby
    I say fa-g 'cause I'm a brit,so don't you try and sue me
    You might have strength,but your exsponged when i'm done
    Leaving you no space to say a line or to have some fun
    You see this verse is clean and i'm still owning
    A gamers term yeh,but i'm a missle-homing.
    Heshboy,you aint got nothing on me, Only take a while for you to see.


    wehey,thats a rap.

    i had to put fa-g cause its censored
     
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    Dedicated

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    Since when do I have to proof read my shit?
    And anyway, at least my shit's worth somethin',
    I can't believe you wanna carry on just yappin',
    'Cause that's what you're doin', it definitely ain't rappin',
    You're screamin' to your lover "Eye eye captin!"
    But he's in love with another man, how'd it happen?
    And I'm not even sure hesh is fresh,
    We all know that you're usin' your mum's lilets,
    To fight the shit pourin' out of your ass that's wet,
    We can't take you to a doctor, so we'll call the vet,
    Hopefully he can put you down,
    So I don't have to take you back to town,
    And please stop wearin' your dumbass frown,
    And get the fuck back for my rhyme king crown,
    To cure world hunger, we can feed your ass to them,
    They won't know the difference, so no consequence,
    Like magic, we'll HP your ass to Hogwarts,
    And I'm sorry but they don't have a cure for gentil warts,
    And chewing gum is bad for you so I do without,
    But you need some before your halitosis breaks out,
    Nobody's Listening? So, I'll scream and shout,
    And cleanin' dishes? What the fuck you on about?
    I'm aimin' for World War Three,
    This is the third rap battle thread I've seen,
    But that's not relevent to your ass whoopin',
    I'mma beat so bad you'll need a fuckin' cusion.
     
  10. #50
    heshboy

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    Ahh... Guys this battle is fun. :D I wont stop until you stop :p
    Don't get offended by the following, becuase it's not meant to be.


    My Space is your waste
    Check out my waist
    Cause your Smacking on some dick taste
    Get laid and get paid
    Craving on some masturbating new ways
    You crave for big Dave
    Get out the way of Dedicated
    Cause he’s Dedicated to leaning two ways
    You never knew rhymes came out like this
    Though I knew this was your one and only wish
    Get kissed by a lady who’s really a prick
    Shits got you feeling greatly pissed
    October 27 you’re now a peasant
    Sent straight from heaven, kicked out with the mess you lived in
    I whiteness this accident you wanted me be catched with
    Can’t kill me with your butter knife from the kitchen
    Want to hear something wicked?
    I coming out with the new shit
    California loves got me feeling top of the charts
    Stop steeling your lyrics from K-mart
    I’m too sharp
    As you can see you’re half -baked in the size of a pop tart
    Playing make believe with a fake bullet proof vest don’t work
    Hold on I got to chirp…
    It was your bitch looking for some new meat to flirt
    But you know… It’s too hot for her, she got burnt
     
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    saunderitos

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    The whole thing was good,but the second bit was better


    and the best lines
    and

    Fucking owned,gamer style.
     
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    heshboy

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    Sorry I haven't been here long enough to see 3 rap battles :p


    Saunderitos are you coming back for more in this thread?

    You dropped out too early.
     
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    Derek

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    Lol, I dont think I see any future 2Pacs in this thread.

    But keep it up ya'll.
     
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    Louis

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    Hey, I been out for two days but, I'm alright.
    Sittin' at home, trying to enjoy the night.
    Reading all the raps and thinking how they ridiculous they are
    You guys ain't gettin' far, just hittin your heads against the bar
    So you can finally come up with material, and during all this, I've been eating my Apple Cinnamon Cheerios cereal.
    Yeah, I'm pretty tired, just played some dodgeball
    Lost in the finals but I could beat you all
    Catch couple of balls, without slippin' and fallin'
    And when you guys would lose, you'd be comin' back calling for more
    Just like you are when I finish with my raps
    Trying to write back, but the lyrics are whack.
    Keep it in tack man, the GX won't stop
    Now, let me finish opening this mix box..tape.
     
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    Dedicated

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    :lol: I know :lol:
     
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    saunderitos

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    I ain't battling Dedicated anymore,lost cause :p


    I can hang around if you want me to lyrically beat the shit out of you again and again and again :D :p :lol:
     
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    Dedicated

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    Heh, I ain't smackin' no dick taste,
    I'm from the place where they think your face is a waste,
    But just incase...
    You know my rhymes are far too nifty,
    Far too shifty, to stop me from sippin' on whiskey,
    And think of it this way, if I was gettin' paid to fuck,
    I'd be the richest man, havin' to lend you some bucks,
    So you can run out to your shitty 'old school' rhyme store,
    And pick up a six pack of "Wannabe Hardcore,"
    But just so you know, everyone wants big Dave,
    I'm the one in the party everybody wants to lay,
    And I never knew, that I was in the way,
    I thought you couldn't get past 'cause your rhymes are gay,
    And anyway, there is a time and a place,
    For you to muster up some shit I can't face,
    And that time is never, unless, no wait,
    I'm guaranteed to put you back in your place,
    I have a dream, but not of green hills and scenery,
    It's a place where someone else can challenge my rhyme supremacy,
    And if you want to start a diary, October 28th,
    I beat some fucker down for gettin' up my face,
    And if you're from heaven, then I must be from hell,
    Get your ass back to from wherever it fell,
    'Cause I'm your nightmare, wrapped in red and black,
    From the right side of the track, hittin' you like deep impact,
    And what is this K-Mart? I'm from the great England,
    So stop flippin' your shit "it's totally minging,"
    I'mma sit here with my tea and biscuits,
    The upper class ass, you're the lowest of minions.



    I can't believe how fun this is :lol:
     
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    heshboy

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    Yea No Pacs up in hear :lol:


    Here I go rocking with the LPassociation
    The creation of a two worlds coallation
    Hip Hop and Rock got's me feeling greatly brought up
    Once apart till linkin Park imbarked on a new hit
    So chalk up all the talk for Fort Minor
    Mike Shinodas going to show ya how Rap don't suck
    Styles of beyond is way out there in the ball park
    Clocking the beats to art
    Piecing together a new featuristic beat
    Dedicated has hated
    Saunderitos thinks he made it
    GX is a cartoon
    Derek Hit know his shit
    Though were all different, were feeling the same music
    Put us together and we can create a new diss



    We taking it
    We making it

    yea Yea

    Hear these rhymes

    We taking it
    We making it

    Yea

    This games got me going insane
    I told you kids I was here shake up things
    Shaking and baking it
    Creating and making things up
    Crazy ass lyrics to make alcholics anonomys
    Clowning the game that made a million names of fame
    Founder of the mother fucking Lion Kings mane
    Listen up to the rapper who started this
    hesh from the beginning of the lame ass fifty game faking it
    Beach cruising through the street shooting people who got beef
    I'll nock out your grimey ass teeth
    Shine them to make them fill neat
    Keep all this talk on the low of how you blow shit
    Cause we all know wich way you go with
    Come on and try to lay me out
    End up getting kocked the fuck out and spitting out glass
    You got knocked the fuck out
    This friday I'm waiting for the next time you wet yourself
    Clean your diapers because you've lyrically been spent


    We taking it
    We making it

    Yea yea

    We taking it
    We making it

    Here this shit out

    Wake up a smell the scent of these deadly roses
    Open up your mouth and breath it in
    See my gun seeping on in
    Now shut that fucking shit before I poke on in it
    Old school beats leaving skeets through your music
    You just know when you've been beaten
    This fad you has got making fed playing near mad in jon Madden
    Sunken in the grave you created losing 42-0
    Try to be hero and I'll make you a Zero
    Treat you like a kid preteding to be super hero
    Dreaming up a fear in your ear
    Whispered my name on near to make it clear
    Now it's obvious whos payed his dues in 2 years
    It sure wasnt you just nearing his pre teen years


    We taking it
    We making it

    This is Heshboy

    We taking it
    We making it

    Coming in the next Rap battle near you

    We taking it
    We making it

    Lets get the fuck out of here
     
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    saunderitos

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    Heshboy you talk too much but say nothing worthwhile
    The only thing I think of your raps is "Shit thats vile"
    The lines are sposed to be about the same length
    Your lines are over the place, you are lacking strength
    Why don't we battle properly,lets hear ya voice
    Say yes or no bitch its a pretty simple choice
    Say yes and I kick yo' ass easily and skillfully
    Say no and look like a cocked up hillbilly
    I am the writer - the alpha and omega
    You ain't jackshit- go carress your fucking sega
    I'm as hardcore as our saviour Jonny Rotten
    My rhymes are concrete while your crap is cotton
    Where's yo' rhymes kid? Learn how to freestyle
    You run one hundred metres I go the full mile.
     
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    heshboy

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    Do you have a brain clot or something?
    Should you care I got you hating on the new juice I'm pumping?
    Or what I'm feedings got you running and jumping?
    Somethings got your heart pumping and jumping
    Skipping a beat making you trip over your feet
    Keep your ryhmes away from the publics beak
    Boston Public ain't loving you shovel shit
    Troubling the world and setting it in twirling kick
    Your Curls got you mistaken as a young girl
    Young Buck crunking it up
    You trying to get Buck on his nuts
    King Krunk of the jip hop nation
    I'm making music in this hip hop creation
    Writer of the nothing above
    You can't write what the Alpha Omega does
    Already set you on fire, full of holes the same way Kidman was
    Strap on the gloves and carry you to the curb
    What up to me curbing you with my shoe laces undone
    Better run, becuase Sega still runs
    Creating games for the Hardcore ones
     

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