Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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    Vdalem

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    He never answer my calls and text and emails and the door when I knocked.
     
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    You never give me a cookie.
     
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    He expects too many cookies.
     
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    Getting too old!
     
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    Over fascination with birds.
     
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    Is Batman. Cape bothers me in bed.
     
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    Didn't enjoy cape in anus.
     
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    Anonymous Person

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    He doesn't like jokes, because he's BATMAN!
     
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    Doesn't like the fact that Batman doesn't like jokes.
     
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    Overzealous about my identity.
     
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    Eyes too pointy
     
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    Anonymous Person

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    doesn't like pointy things
     
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    This rapper thing just isn't working out, man.
     
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    Anonymous Person

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    Is crushing my "hopes and dreams"
     
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    Because you closer to here. Im all the way over there. I don't do long distance.
     
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    "It's not you, it's me."
     
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    Self-centered.
     
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    Is Batman
     
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    Is not Batman
     
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    Won't destroy Superman as an anniversary gift. :(
     

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