Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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  1. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    Chocolate.
     
  2. deftonesfan867

    deftonesfan867 976-EVIL

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    Because he refuses to return sexual favors.
     
  3. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Has a Deftones song title under his username.
     
  4. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Wouldn't indulge my kappa fetish.
     
  5. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Has a kappa fetish I can't indulge.
     
  6. MKH

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    Sexually close-minded.
     
  7. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    Because he stays away from the keyboard...
     
  8. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    He refused to tell me what the hybrid consisted of.
     
  9. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    His name has less than 7 letters.
     
  10. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Made my friend the Joker jealous.
     
  11. Abel

    Abel Chester Bennington saved my life.

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    Because you're into the abyss.
     
  12. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Our love wouldn't reach into the abyss.
     
  13. Jeff

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    Believes that love can even exist in the abyss.
     
  14. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Cause I've been stuck in a cave in Guilin, China for over a decade.
     
  15. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Has been plotting the downfall of the Oreo corporation for decades.
     
  16. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Has uncovered some of my evil plans and I can not trust him to keep it to himself.

    (Why'd you have to talk about the Oreo's!? )
     
  17. Jeff

    Jeff WORSHIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Because Zombies can't keep secrets.
     
  18. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Because we never get to see our friends and we're always the only ones playing.
     
  19. Blackee Dammet

    Blackee Dammet Feminism Is My God Now

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    He gave me the AIDS.
     
  20. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Because he gave me AIDS.
     

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