Would You Rather...?

A table so I don't get sat on by strange people.

Would you rather take a bath in bleach or poison?

 

bleach

would you rather eat plaster or metal?

 

Metal, so I can be full of metal...

Alchemy (like fullmetal alchemist xD) or Magic?

 

Magic... so i can say "now you see me.. now you don't"

would you rather someone try to stick a watermelon up your nose or a lemon?

 

Watermelon sounds painful. I'll go with lemon.

Would you rather be ruled by bunnies or beans?

 

thats hard... um bunnies

would you rather be converted to a monkey or a crocodile?

 

Crocodile, so I can eat you.

Would you rather be ruled by cannibals or murders?

 

i am too young to be eaten

murders they kill in a more dignified manner

would you rather be ruled by an ant or a snail?

 

Ant.

Would you rather be murdered violently or witness 10 violent murders without being able to do anything about it?

 

be murdered violently

would you eat 1 million snail shells or eat carpet?

 

Eat carpet.

Would you rather live only for a day, or be immortal and everyone else live only for a day?

 

immortal

would you rather kiss a teacher in front of a classroom or flip off a principal? (sorry if whoever answers this is not in school)

 

Kiss a teacher, as long as I get to choose which one.

Would you rather be a centimeter tall, or a kilometer tall?

 

a kilometer tall

would you rather be part of one direction or be justin beiber

 

Justin Bieber.
Would you rather have Linkin Park hate you, or have the whole world hate you except Linkin Park?

 

One Direction (not gonna lie they make some good songs)

EDIT: NINJA'D

LP hate me (i still need a gf and eventually a wife, ya know?)

would you rather be a part of two girls (guys) one cup or make out with your neighbor (guy if guy, girl if girl)

 

Linkin Park hate me... but still listen to their songs

hear justin beiber turn metal or linkin park turn to opera?

 

Justin Bieber Metal

and ill repost my question: would you rather be a part of two girls (guys) one cup or make out with your neighbor (guy if guy, girl if girl)

 

I don't know what 2 girls 1 cup is, but my neighbor is an old cat lady, so I'd go with 2 girls 1 cup.

Would you rather constantly be tired, or constantly be angry?

 

Angry

would you rather eat doughnuts all day or not eat at all?